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About Uncomely and Broken

I am a classicist in Sewanee, Tennessee.

Lines Written in the Ashmolean Museum

Father and young sons Looking at Laocoön Museum torture  

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Everybody Needs the Gospel and Everybody Loves Sausage

So, this past weekend, the Classical Association of the Middle West and South conference was sharing space at the Waco Convention Center with the Predator & Wild Hog Expo and the Modern Sporting Arms Expo. It made for an unlikely … Continue reading

Posted in Animals, Bible, Classics, Poetry, Rome, Sports & Games, Tennessee | 2 Comments

Introduction for Charles Martin

Introduction to the Stacy Allen Haines Memorial Lecture Convocation Hall, University of the South Sewanee, Tennessee April 9, 2014 Perhaps it is true, as Auden says in memory of Yeats, that “poetry makes nothing happen,” but all I know is … Continue reading

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Corporal Punishment in Franklin County Schools

The following note was sent to my Franklin County School Board colleagues. Dear Colleagues, I want to make sure that, in connection with our annual review of Section Six Policies in April, we pull Policy 6.31o4, on corporal punishment, out … Continue reading

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Protected: Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb

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Posted in Bible, Classics, Emblems, England, Italy, Military, Poetry, Rome, Statues & Monuments, Time | Enter your password to view comments.

Protected: Skyhook

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Two Ways About It

This is a talk I was asked to give for new student orientation way back in 2005 here at Sewanee. Two Ways About It New Student Orientation Talk Guerry Auditorium Sunday, August 21, 2005 Good afternoon. Let me be among … Continue reading

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Protected: Happy Evacuation Day!

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Protected: Guys as Grapes

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Quamvis Se Tyrio Superbus Ostro

Another translation from  the poetry of Boethius’ Consolation of Philosophy (3.4 metrum), on the worthlessness of worldly office, if it it bestowed by worthless people. Quamvis se Tyrio superbus ostro Comeret et niveis lapillis, Invisus tamen omnibus vigebat Luxuriae Nero … Continue reading

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